警告：部分场景可能令人不适
And some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting
不好意思 我刚在解小手
Oh, excuse me. I've just been draining a kidney.
你是帕克威先生吧？
You're Mr Parkway, I take it?
是的 我是帕克威博士
Er, Dr Parkway, yes.
你一定是威尔逊了？
You must be Mr Wilson?
哦 叫我迪克吧 别人都这么叫
Oh, call me Dick. Everyone does.
所以你之前“露堂”过吗？
So have you ever been champing before?
蛤？
Sorry?
露堂 - 在教堂里露营 我们习惯这么叫
Champing - camping in a church. That's what we call it.
虽然这词确实还有个不幸的含义
Though it does have unfortunate connotations of someone
吃饱了撑的
eating with their mouth full.
啊 没试过
Ah, no, I haven't, actually.
我老婆订了个这个项目 当圣诞礼物 但似乎…
My wife booked this as a Christmas present, but sadly, sh...
那我可以肯定你很清楚 这项目可不便宜
As I'm sure you're aware, it costs a pretty penny to preserve
毕竟要保养这些中世纪古建筑… 但露堂可是我们的摇钱树
these old buildings, and champing is our biggest money-spinner.
无论是什么信仰、文化 我们都会让他们进来
We let them all in, every creed, faith, culture -
只要他们给过夜费
as long as they pay their overnight fees.
说到这个…？
Speaking of which...?
啊对对对不好意思 但我只有信用卡哎
Oh, yes, sorry. I only have a card, I'm afraid.
巧了 我正好有台POS机
I've got my swiper.
你可以看到 我在这给你铺了床
As you see, I've set up your bed here.
有的教堂会在中庭放一个全尺寸安妮女王像
Some churches put a full-size Queen Anne in the transept,
但我个人认为 这不是很合适
but speaking personally, I don't think it's in fitting.
我找卡农·贝瑞吐槽过 我说 “我们这又不是爱彼迎”
I said to Canon Berryman, I said, "We're not an Airbnb."
“可不是嘛” 他说 “我们可是高大上的英格兰教会”
"No, Dick", he said, "we're a Prayer C of E!"
85 岁了嘴巴还这么毒
85 and sharp as a blade.
好几次我看到他 两秒钟之内搞定填字游戏
Many's the time I've seen him do a Wordle in two.
啊对了 我在这为你准备了一个小休息室
Ah, yes, um, I set up a little lounge for you here,
里面有一些本教堂的历史文献
with some literature on the history of the place.
很精彩的 你知不知道十五世纪时…
Fascinating. Did you know that in the 15th century...?
呃呃 我插一句 你也会在这过夜吗？
Uh, can I ask, um, do you spend the night here also,
还是你会下班走人？
or will you eventually leave?
哦 我很快就会跑路的 别担心
Oh, I'll soon be out of your hair, don't worry.
必须承认我们之前 从没接过平安夜的单
I have to tell you that we've never had a booking
（刷卡中）
on Christmas Eve before!
谢了
Oh, thank you.
你老婆待会也会来的对吧？
Your wife will be joining you later, will she?
不会 她秋天去世了
No, she passed away in the autumn.
节哀顺变…
I am so sorry.
还有顺便节哀 我收了你们双人套餐的钱…
So sorry - I've charged you at a two person rate.
我先退款再重新刷一次 不用了不用了
I'll void it and start again. No, no, no. No, please.
我只是想在这平静地过一夜
I just want to spend a peaceful night here
一个人回想一下
alone with my thoughts and memories.
噢你不会一个人的
Oh, I'm sure you won't be alone.
圣诞快乐 帕克威先生
Merry Christmas, Dr Parkway.
保佑我们大家吧
And God bless us, every one.
谁？
Hello?
有人吗？
Hello?
威尔逊先生…
Mr Wilson...
…是你吗？
...is that you?
天呐 这冻死人了
Oh, my God, it's freezing!
我就说过嘛
I told you it would be.
这他妈是个教堂 你以为能有多暖和？
It's a bloody church, what did you expect?
我平安夜到底在期待什么啊
What did I expect on Christmas Eve night?
谁知道 丽笙酒店吗？
Oh, I don't know, a Radisson.
嘿 跟你说过别赖我的
Hey, I told you, don't blame me.
- 假日酒店也行啊… - 赖全球变暖吧
Holiday Inn, maybe. Blame global warming.
不管咋说我让那个老头 给我们拿点酒来喝
Anyway, I asked that old bloke to try and get us some booze.
露营喝香槟 应该能让你振作一点
Champers for the champers. That should cheer you up a bit.
来看我表演
Hey, watch this.
啤酒啊 你在桶中 多么神圣
Our lager which art in barrels, hallowed be thy ale.
你将被饮 我将痛饮 无论在家还是酒馆里
Thy kegdom come, I will be drunk, at home, as in the tavern.
给我们今天的泡沫恩赐 宽恕我们的泼撒
Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages,
正如我们宽恕那些对我们撒泼的人
as we forgive those who spill against us.
别让我们宿醉 而是救我们于苦海
Deliver us not into inebriation, for thine is the stout,
苦酒的苦 海量的海
the bitter, and the lager,
永远永远 啊一口闷（阿门谐音梗）
forever and ever, barmen!
你当自己是个逗逼吧
You're not funny, you know.
废话 嘿 你想不想看看 某人白白的小卵包…
Course I am. Hey, do you want to see my little white balls...?
咦哦~
Ooh!
我的天啊！
Oh, my Lord!
恐怕还没到时间呢 天要早上才会亮起来
Not quite, I'm afraid. He arrives in the morning.
差点吓出劳资心脏病！ 你是这的牧师吗？
You nearly give us a bloody heart attack! Are you the vicar?
不不 我是贾斯伯·帕克威博士
No, no, I'm Dr Parkway, Jasper,
而且直到明天上午十点 这教堂应该是我包场
and I'm afraid I have exclusive use of this church till 10am tomorrow.
包场？- 我应该解释下… 我母亲今年早些时候去世了
Use? I should explain - my mother passed away earlier this year.
她就葬在外面的墓地里
She's buried out in the graveyard.
我只是想在这里静静冥想一晚上
I simply wanted to spend the night here in quiet contemplation.
行吧 但我们早上在网站上也预定了
Oh, well, we booked it on the website this morning.
那个叫迪克的比 说他还没看到我们的邮件
That Dick, the man called Dick, he said he hadn't seen our email yet.
我是皮尔斯 这是我老婆柏斯
I'm Pierce. This is my wife, Posy.
- 就是花束那个单词哦 - 是啊 当她妈怀她的时候
Like the flowers. Yeah, because when her mam got pregnant with her,
她妈说的第一句话是 “我谢谢您咧”
the first thing she said was "Thanks a bunch."
别理他这个老逼登 我对你母亲的事情感到遗憾
Ignore him, he's pathetic. I'm sorry about your mother.
我们本来昨天就要 去往芬兰拉普兰区的
We were supposed to be going to Lapland yesterday,
但那边打电话说 没下一毛钱的雪
only they rang up and said there wasn't any snow.
真惨
How unfortunate.
是啊他们说我们还是可以去 住一个小屋里
Yeah. They said we could still go and they'd put us up in a shed,
但我们想 嗯 不是我们想住的冰屋有什么意思
but we thought, well, if it's not an igloo, what's the point?
不想让你们失望 但你们也可以看到
Well, I hate to disappoint you but as you can see,
这就只有一张床
there's only one bed set out.
不用担心这个 我们是有备而来
Don't worry about that. We've come prepared.
睡袋已备好
Sleeping bags at the ready.
我们就在你旁边安寨扎营
We'll just set up here beside you.
谁想喝一杯？
Who wants a brew?
哦 不好意思
Oh, sorry.
小饼干好好吃啊婆 你要一个吗
These biscuits are nice, Po. Do you want one?
这不是给我们准备的吧 应该是教堂用饼
I don't think they're for us, Pierce, they're like church wafers.
- 啥意思？ - 这是圣餐
What do you mean? It's the Eucharist.
代表基督的肉体
The body of Christ.
靠
Oh, shit!
对不起 尝起来像佐茶饼
Sorry! They taste like rich teas, anyway.
所有饼干中最无趣的一种
The most boring of all biscuits.
讽刺的是 好吃牌饼干难吃得要死
Apart from them Nices which, ironically enough, are horrible.
我去看看还有别的啥没
I'll go and see if there's anything else.
- 肯定在哪里有个厨房 - 耶
There's got to be a kitchen somewhere. Yeah.
- 尤其现在有这么多女牧师 - SB
Especially with all these lady vicars now. Idiot.
所以…你是个教徒吗 贾生？
So, are you a religious man, then, Jaz?
不算吧
Not particularly, no.
我主要还是对建筑本身感兴趣
It's the building itself I'm most interested in.
噢好吧 你看起来像个历史学教授
Oh, right, you're more like a history doctor, then,
印第安纳·琼斯 达芬奇密码之类的
Indiana Jones, Da Vinci Code stuff?
要这么说也行
You could say that, yes.
"医生医生 我鼻子上有个薯片 左耳朵进了根香肠
"Doctor, Doctor, I've got a chip up my nose, a sausage in my left ear,
右耳朵有根萝卜 我这啥情况？"
"a carrot in my right ear, what's the matter with me?"
医生说 “你这是饭错” （谐音梗真的好冷）
The doctor says, "You're not eating properly."
这都不笑的
Tough crowd.
啊啊我的亲娘哎！
Oh, my good godfathers!
这是谁啊？
Who is it?
不知道
I don't know.
我只是拉开了帘子 他就在那里
I just pulled back the curtain, and he were there.
我还以为是保罗·约翰·好莱坞呢（英国名厨/主持）
I thought it was Paul Hollywood.
你不会希望他伸出手来
You wouldn't want him reaching out
和你握手吧
and giving you an handshake, would you?
他是圣尼古拉斯
It's St Nicholas.
圣诞老人的原型
The original Santa Claus.
你是说可口可乐的原版吗？
You mean the Coca Cola one?
呃 还要早一点
Uh, a little before that, I believe.
这位儿童的保护神
Patron Saint and protector of children dating back
可追溯到公元 300 年 也许更早
to around 300 AD, possibly even earlier.
他是有什么起源故事？
What's his origin story?
人家不是X战警 皮尔斯
It's not X-Men, Pierce!
实际上圣尼古拉斯也算个“复仇者”
Actually, St Nick was an "Avenger" in his own way.
有一天晚上村里三个小孩失踪了
Three small children were said to be lost one night,
在森林里玩到离家太远
after straying too far from their homes whilst playing in the woods.
夜幕降临时 他们来到一个
As darkness fell, they came across an old building
属于一位屠夫的老房子
belonging to a butcher.
他给小孩们吃的 让他们进去过夜
He offered them food and shelter for the night,
小孩们热切地接受了邀请
and they eagerly accepted his invitation.
然而进去后 屠夫算计了这三小子
However, once inside, the butcher set upon the three boys,
一个接一个划开了他们的喉咙
slitting their throats one by one.
我了个大草
Bloody hell!
屠夫切开了小孩的身体
He then cut up the children's bodies
把肉块装进盐桶里
and laid the pieces in a salting tub,
装成火腿肉保存 以便卖给附近的村民
preserving their flesh to sell as ham to the nearby villagers.
七年过去了 尼古拉斯 米拉地区的大主教
Seven years had passed when Nicholas, the Bishop of Myra,
驶进了丛林 来到了这座房子
was riding in the woods and came upon the house.
他要求屠夫打开盐桶
He demanded that the butcher open up his barrels of salt.
当他看到其中的东西后 尼古拉斯展现了一个神迹
When he saw the contents, Nicholas performed a miracle,
复活了三个小孩 并把他们送回家
restoring the three boys to life and sending them home
送回给了他们震惊的父母
to their astonished parents.
好幸运啊
Lucky for them.
这个传说也解释了 为啥我们现在挂腌黄瓜
The myth also explains why we now hang pickles
之类的装饰在圣诞树上
or gherkins as Christmas tree decorations.
噢 我们有 一个很大的绿的黄瓜
Oh, we've got one of them! A big green one.
- 柏斯说就像圣诞怪杰的鸡… - 皮尔斯！
Posy calls it the Grinch's co... Pierce!
是的 这是个不常见的引申意思
Yes, It's an unusual derivation, the pickling or preserving
- 用盐或醋腌制保存儿童的尸体 - 唔
of children's bodies in salt or vinegar. Mm.
- 你带了薯片吗？ - 可能有些奶酪泡芙
Did you bring any crisps? I think we've got some cheese puffs.
行吧
Oh, right.
🎵 伯利恒小镇 🎵
# 0 little town of Bethlehem
🎵 你静静躺在 🎵
# How still we see thee thy
🎵 山丘和水仙之中 🎵
# Among the hills and daffodils
🎵 Do-do-ba-da-do-do-ba... 🎵
# Do-do-ba-da-do-do-ba... #
- 可以安静吗？ - 啥？
would you be quiet, please? Sorry?
可以不要唱了吗？
Would you please stop singing?
我还想工作
I'm trying to work.
哦 好的
Oh, yeah.
不好意思
Sorry.
我只是一时兴起
I'm just getting in the mood.
我正在找个好地方 挂我的圣诞袜
I'm looking for somewhere nice to hang my stocking...
绕你脖子上怎么样
How about round your neck?
- 蛤？ - 呃 中庭附近哪儿都行
Pardon? Uh, anywhere around the nave.
你没准备一个吗？ 我们可能有个备用的
Have you not got one? I think I've got a spare in here somewhere...
裤腰带周围有点梯子格
They're a bit laddered around the gusset,
也许你可以塞个橘子进去
but you could pop a tangerine in.
你真是个好人哦
That's very kind.
- 我直接挂他床尾可以吗？ - 可以啊
Shall I just hang them on the end of his bed? Yeah.
🎵 伯利恒小镇 🎵
# 0 little town of Bethlehem
🎵 你静静躺在 🎵
# How still we see thee thy... #
有人在那吗？
Is somebody there?
有人吗？
Hello?
是我啦！在想你要不要加入我们
Only me! Just wondered if you might like to join us
一起来喝点雪莉酒？
for a little tot of Bristol Cream, eh?
圣诞之夜
Christmas Eve.
一年之中最神奇的夜晚
The most magical night of the year.
- 我小时候很喜欢 - 你现在也压根没长大！
I used to love it when was a kid. You still are a bloody kid!
你们有小孩吗？
Do you have any children?
没
No.
我们没有
No, we don't.
不过 我们还是相信有圣诞老人 对吧
Still, um...believe in Santa though, don't we?
知道吗 这座教堂和圣尼古拉斯间 有一个独特的联系
Well, you know, this church has a unique link to St Nicholas,
才有那样一个摆设
hence the display.
你们想听听吗？ 确实是个鬼故事哦
Would you like to hear it? It does involve a ghost.
这才像话嘛
Oh, now you're talking.
嘿 博士 来这边一起！
Hey, Doc, pull up a pew!
还是算了 如果你们不介意的话
I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you.
噢来嘛 平安夜听鬼故事 正合适
Oh, come on! A ghost story for Christmas!? It's perfect.
我不信有鬼
I don't believe in ghosts,
也对编造的鬼故事没兴趣
and I've no interest in made-up narratives about them.
博士 我向你保证 我要叙述的故事
I assure you, Doctor, the events I'm about to recount
可不是编的 我可知道…
are not made up. I know that...
确有其事
...for certain.
如何？
Well?
看起来我好像没得选啊？
Seems like I don't have much choice, do I?!
谢谢
Thank you.
圣尼古拉斯的遗体 和其他圣人一样
The body of St Nicholas, like all the great saints,
被用来制作圣髑
was harvested for reliquaries and devotionals.
对不起 我已经不知道你在说啥了
Sorry, you've lost me already.
圣髑是指圣人的遗骨或部分遗体
Relics are the bones or body parts of venerated individuals,
通常是被盗墓得到 在全世界转卖
often stolen from tombs and sold all around the world.
- 曾经是很大的市场 - 现在也是
They used to be a big business. They still are.
如果我告诉你
What would you say if I were to tell you
圣尼古拉斯的颌骨
that the jawbone of St Nicholas
就藏在这栋建筑里？
is hidden in this very building?
是吗？
Is it?
我可以说还没被找到
I can tell you that it has not yet been found,
但我有理由相信它就藏在这里某处
but I have reason to believe that it resides here...somewhere.
为什么这么说？
And why do you believe that?
因为我亲眼所见
Because of what I saw with my own eyes,
五年前的平安夜
five years ago on Christmas Eve.
要来了
Here we go.
快抓住我手 皮尔斯
Hold my hand, Pierce.
我熄灭了最后一根蜡烛 正准备离开
I'd extinguished the last of the candles, and I was leaving
仅靠手机屏幕 照亮出去的路
with just the light from my phone screen to see me out.
为什么你不开闪光灯？
Why didn't you turn your torch on?
我不知道有这个功能
I didn't know it had one.
继续
Carry on.
我就站在那个讲台上
I was standing over there by the pulpit,
听到圣诞树发出响动
and I heard a noise by the Christmas tree.
我想 “可得小心点
I genuinely thought, "I’ve really got to be careful here
别把什么人锁在教堂里了
"because I might end up locking someone up in the church
可能会冻死人的”
"and they might freeze to death."
我清洁的学校里就出过这种事
We had that in the school where I clean.
一个流浪汉 住在体育馆器械室里
A homeless man was living in the gym equipment cupboard,
睡在健力跳箱里面
sleeping in the vaulting box.
警长不得不用KFC的无骨鸡 才把他引诱出来
The deputy head had to coax him out with a boneless banquet from KFC,
然后萨莉军的人来找他了
and the Sally Army came for him.
你讲完了没？
Have you quite finished?
不好意思
Sorry.
我走到圣诞树边…
I walked over to the Christmas tree...
…就在那时我看到了…
...and that's when I saw him...
…他从圣诞树枝桠间往外看
...peeping out from behind the branches.
一个穿着暗红色斗篷的身影
A figure in a dark red cloak.
他低着头
His head bowed.
我屏息凝神…
I kept perfectly still...
…但完全没有预料到我将看到的
...but I wasn't expecting what I saw.
他缓缓抬起头来
His head slowly lifted...up.
显得那么的…
It was so...
…悲伤
...sad.
一位老人 眼神和善
An old man, with kind eyes,
但背后是如此的痛楚
but such pain behind them.
但在这含情恳切的脸庞下…
And below this tender, imploring face...
…却没有下颚
...there was no bottom jaw.
只有一条黑色下垂的舌头
Just a black lolling tongue,
向下吊着
dangling down into the space below.
呻吟着 咔哒作响
It moaned and clacked,
然后他向我走来
then it started to come towards me.
就在那时我夺门而逃
That's when I ran.
疯狂逃跑到家
I ran and ran and didn't stop till I got home,
把背后的门锁上了
and I locked the door behind me.
第二天 圣诞节
The next day, Christmas Day...
…当我回来这里时…
...when I came back...
…这有一些脚印
...there were footprints.
黑的 脏兮兮的…
Black, filthy...
…脚印遍布教堂
...footprints all around the church.
我相信是他未安息的灵魂 游荡在这周围
I believe that his restless spirit roams around this site,
希望能重新完整
longing to be whole again,
最终获得安息
and finally be at peace.
好了 我该走了
Right, I'd better be off.
太精彩了 这肯定把你吓出屎了 是吧博士
That was brilliant! I bet that shit you up, didn't it, Doc?!
- 现在你相信有鬼了？ - 当然不是
Now do you believe in ghosts? Of course not.
人类是找寻规律的生物
We are pattern-finding creatures,
我们用看似荒唐的故事 来合理化我们不理解的东西
and we rationalise what we don't understand with ridiculous stories.
现在如果你们不介意的话
Now if you don't mind,
接下来我想自己待着
I'd like to spend the rest of the evening in my own company.
那瓶酒免费提供吗？
Is that sherry free?
你还好吧 婆？ 还好
You all right, Po? Yeah.
你在想佩斯利吗？
Are you thinking about Paisley?
我为她点了根蜡烛
I lit a candle for her. Aw...
那很好啊
...that's nice.
明年圣诞她就 18 了
Be 18 years next Christmas.
- 我会再去订拉普兰的票的 - 那好啊
I'll book Lapland again. That'd be nice.
我不喜欢迪克的故事
I didn't like Dick's story.
- 你信他？ - 当然不
Do you believe him? No, course not.
只是他的聚会小品 每次有人来他都会这样说
Just his party piece. He'll have one for every season.
也许复活节是兔子 万圣节是女巫
Be a giant rabbit at Easter, witch at Halloween.
那夏天说啥呢？
What's summer?
呃 海滩幽魂？
Er...beach ghost.
就是个拖着行李箱的
It's just a bloke with trunks on
满脸通红的人到处游荡
wandering about with a bright red face.
- 带着一瓶防晒霜 - 很有可能
A bottle of sunblock. Yeah, probably.
- 咋了 吓到你了啊？ - 有一点点
Why, did it spook you? A little bit.
就是…
It's just...
…我怀孕出了事故的那晚…
...that night, when I was pregnant and I had the accident...
…有事发生了 我从没和你说过这个
...something happened that I never told you.
那晚…
That night...
…你看到鬼了吗？
...you saw a ghost?
不算是吧 当时我在接待处拖地
Not really. I was just mopping the floor in reception
看到我妈在窗外走过去
when I saw my mother walk past.
我想 “她在这做什么”
I thought "Well, what's she doing here?"
我向她招手 但她什么也没说
I waved at her, but she didn't say anything,
只是盯着我
just stared at me.
突然她把手放在窗上 哭了起来
Then, suddenly, she put her hand up on the glass and started to cry.
睫毛膏顺着眼泪 在她脸上留下黑线
Mascara running down her face in black lines.
然后她就转身离开了
Then she turned and went off again.
我去找她 但没见到有人在那
I went to look for her, but there was no-one there.
- 那可真奇怪 - 总之 当我回家时 我给她打电话
That's weird. Anyway, as I was walking home, I tried phoning her,
就是在那时候
and it was as I was dialing
那辆摩托车从路边冲出来…
that the motorbike came off the road and...
该死的
Bloody hell.
过了几天 当我在医院的时候 她来探望我
A few days later, when I was in the hospital, she came to visit me,
她告诉我那晚
and she told me that that night,
出事的那晚 她有很不祥的预感
the night of the accident, she'd had an awful feeling
有坏事会在我身上发生
something bad was going to happen to me.
我没告诉她我看到的啥
I didn't tell her what I'd seen,
就在她离开的时候
then as she was leaving,
她把手放在床上
she put her hand up on the glass,
开始哭了起来
and started to cry.
睫毛膏顺着眼泪 在她脸上留下黑线
Mascara running down her face in black lines.
我的天
My God.
那不是鬼
It wasn't a ghost.
是个警告
It was a warning.
那是啥？
What's that?
肯定是某种 新潮的机器
Must be one of them new-fangled machines
能让人隔空对话吧
that let you talk to each other through the air.
来吧
Come on.
嘿 别丢下我
Hey! Don't leave me!
皮尔斯！
Pierce!
别接
Don't answer it.
喂？
Hello?
找你的
It's for you.
喂？
Yes?
嘭！
Boo!
你这个 SB！ 闹哪样啊？这是谁啊？
You bloody idiot, what are you playing at?! who was it?
没谁啊 电话挂掉了 肯定是打错了
No-one, they hung up. Must have been a wrong number.
走吧 这里好冷
Come on, it's freezing in here.
嘿 我们忘记检查 我们的圣诞袜了
Hey, we forgot to check our stockings.
让我们看看圣诞老人有没有来过
Let's see if Santa's been.
你以前的圣诞愿望是啥？
What's on your list?
- 显然是短裤和袜子 - 呵呵我真信了
Socks and undies, obviously. Yeah, obviously.
印着P字的 永远用不上的手帕
Handkerchiefs with a P on which'll never come out of the packet.
零食大礼包 没有以前实惠了
Selection box, they're not as big as they used to be.
- 行了行了 皮特·凯！ - 是真的？那你的愿望呢？
All right, Peter Kay! It's true! What about you?
嗯 浴盐？
Um, bath salts?
嗯 恶心的酒心巧克力
Um, chocolates full of some disgusting liqueur.
噢 还有屎味道的熏香蜡烛
Oh, and a shit scented candle.
屎味？怎么做到的？ 你可不会想知道
Shit-scented? How do they do that? You don't want to know.
啊救命啊！
Oh, bloody hell!
还以为他们永远不走了呢
Thought they'd never fucking leave.
吼 吼
Ho, ho...
吼
...ho.
帕克威博士！ 娘希匹！
Dr Parkway! Shit!
帕克威博士 你在那吗？
Dr Parkway, are you there?
我接到个皮尔斯的电话
I had a phone call from Pierce.
他说他们看到了 吓人的东西
He says he saw something rather disturbing.
帕克威博士？
Dr Parkway?
有人吗？
Hello?
有人吗？
Hello?
博士？博士？
Doctor? Doctor?
很抱歉我之前说的吓到了你
I'm ever so sorry if I frightened you with what I said earlier.
那只是个故事罢了
It was just a story.
这里没鬼 我敢保证！
There is no ghost here, I can assure you of that!
鬼不存在
Ghosts aren't real!
那不是鬼
It wasn't a ghost.
有人吗？
Hello?
是个警告
It was a warning.
有人在这吗？
Is somebody there?
有人吗？
Hello?
噢 不！
Oh, no!
这可想不到
Well, I never!
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
🎵 叮咚！天上的铃声高高响起 🎵
# Ding dong! Merrily on high
🎵 在天堂里铃声回荡 🎵
# In heav'n the bells are ringing
🎵 荣耀 🎵
# Glo-o-o-o-oria
🎵 赞美上帝 🎵
# Hosanna in excelsis
🎵 荣耀 🎵
# Glo-o-o-o-oria
🎵 荣耀 🎵
# Glo-o-o-o-oria
🎵 荣耀 🎵
# Glo-o-o-o-oria
🎵 赞美上帝 🎵
# Hosanna in excelsis. #